50 Funny Boat Names You’ll Love

Let us say someone bought a new boat. The thing these people have to do now is name it. No sailor will take anyone seriously without a good title for their vessel. Well, we are not here to be serious. We like to ride in boats called something clever or funny. If anyone out there is struggling with names, we got some humorous and ingenious ones that might help inspire you. We think this nautical nonsense is a good time for non-sailors too. The people reading this who are not hitting the water or don’t have sea legs, stay for laughs because we believe we have collected 50 funny boat names you’ll love. The individuals who came up with all the titles sure thought outside the box.

That’s A Fun One

This is a fun and hot start for this excellent post of creative, hilarious (and maybe even brutally ironic) boat names. Pier Pressure gets to the best of us. This level of pier pressure might actually make us want to buy a boat… maybe. The name of the ship is playing on words. “Peer” means someone’s cohort, while “Pier” is a platform that goes out from the shore into the water. Whoever came up with the joke replaced “peers” with “pier” to make the title more nautical.