50 Funny Boat Names You’ll Love

Who Named This Boat?

We have to know if the dad named this boat or the kids. We have heard of golf widows; apparently, boat orphans are similar. Hopefully, this name is at least half-joking because it seems kinda cruel otherwise. Still, it made us laugh. Also, if the father was out of the picture, it explains how he could afford such a vessel. Anyone reading this, take care of your kids, and do not go off and buy a boat, no matter how enticing and rewarding it might seem.