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What A Brilliant Move

We think this is a brilliant move. Who needs an actual pension, anyway? If someone’s got a boat, they’ve got all you need. People can live on ships and use them for transportation. They do not need a car. Heck, someone can fish for their food. In the long run, we think this could save a ton of money. Or it could just be a joke, and maybe people looking for retirement investing should not put it all in a boat and speak to a financial advisor.